(Let's Hope There's Gonna Be) Death Panels

Toxic Asses

TOXIC ASSES

I BEEN HEARING THIS TERM FOR ABOUT A YEAR
IT CAUSES SO MUCH PAIN
AND FILLS PEOPLE WITH FEAR
BUT I GOT TO ADMIT I GOT NO IDEA
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES

ARE THEY THE FOLKS WHO ARE
INFECTED WITH THE ASIAN FLU
HERPES EBOLA AND THE MONKEY POX TOO
I MUST ADMIT I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED
JUST WHO ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES

IS IT PANDEMIC IS IT RARE
AND WILL IT NAIL ME TO MY CHAIR
THERE SEEMS TO BE NO ANTIDOTE
AND I FEEL THIS TIGHTNESS IN MY THROAT
OH NO

REPEAT 1ST VERSE SOLO

I KNOW THEY’RE OUT THERE COS I HEARD
ON EVERY STATION IT’S THE WORD
THAT FILLS SO MANY HEARTS WITH GRIEF
AND WHEN WILL WE GET SOME RELIEF

IS IT THE GUY NEXT DOOR IS IT
THE GENTILES OR THE JEWS
IS IT THE FOLKS WHO TURN UP REGULAR ON FOX NEWS
I MUST ADMIT I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES?



WHEN I FIRST HEARD THESE WORDS I SAID
WHAT THE HECK
I DON’T KNOW WHO THEY ARE
BUT THEY’RE A PAIN IN THE NECK
BUT I BET ONE OF THESE
DICKHEADS IS NAMED GLEN BECK
TELL ME WHO ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES
YEAH WHO ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES

Hardwired For Rockin'

HARDWIRED FOR ROCKIN’

WELL I LIVE IN A STATE OF UNITY
IN A GOOD OLD CHURCH COMMUNITY
BUT THERE’S NO IMMUNITY FROM SIN
AND I PLAY THE DEVILS RHYTHM
WITH THE SKILL I HAVE BEEN GIVEN
SO I WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN IN THE END

CHORUS#1

MY KINFOLK THINK IT’S SHOCKIN’
THAT I’M HARDWIRED FOR ROCKIN’
AND WITH ALL THE YEARS I’M CLOCKIN’
MY DOOM WILL SOON COME KNOCKIN’
AND I HOPE THAT THE GOOD
LORD LET’S ME IN
UNTIL THEN I’M
HARDWIRED FOR ROCKIN’

I WAS EATIN’ A FAJITTA
WITH A PRETTY SENORITA
I’VE BEEN TRYING SO HARD TO MEET HER FOR SO LONG
BUT I LOADED TOO MUCH HOT SAUCE
ON THE ENTRÉE AND THE FIRST COURSE
AND BY THE TIME I GOT TO DESSERT SHE WAS GONE

CHORUS#2 SHE FOUND IT MUCH TOO SHOCKIN’ ETC. ETC.


I WAS DOING THE MERANGAY
WITH A BLACK GIRL NAMED LaTANGAY
SHE DECIDED I WAS NOT GAY AFTER ALL
EVEN THOUGH I WORE A LOUD SHIRT
SO BRIGHT IT MADE YOUR EYES HURT
BUT IT DID LOOK QUEER WHEN I SLIPPED AND MADE A FALL

CHORUS#2