Hardwired For Rockin'

HARDWIRED FOR ROCKIN’

WELL I LIVE IN A STATE OF UNITY
IN A GOOD OLD CHURCH COMMUNITY
BUT THERE’S NO IMMUNITY FROM SIN
AND I PLAY THE DEVILS RHYTHM
WITH THE SKILL I HAVE BEEN GIVEN
SO I WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN IN THE END

CHORUS#1

MY KINFOLK THINK IT’S SHOCKIN’
THAT I’M HARDWIRED FOR ROCKIN’
AND WITH ALL THE YEARS I’M CLOCKIN’
MY DOOM WILL SOON COME KNOCKIN’
AND I HOPE THAT THE GOOD
LORD LET’S ME IN
UNTIL THEN I’M
HARDWIRED FOR ROCKIN’

I WAS EATIN’ A FAJITTA
WITH A PRETTY SENORITA
I’VE BEEN TRYING SO HARD TO MEET HER FOR SO LONG
BUT I LOADED TOO MUCH HOT SAUCE
ON THE ENTRÉE AND THE FIRST COURSE
AND BY THE TIME I GOT TO DESSERT SHE WAS GONE

CHORUS#2 SHE FOUND IT MUCH TOO SHOCKIN’ ETC. ETC.


I WAS DOING THE MERANGAY
WITH A BLACK GIRL NAMED LaTANGAY
SHE DECIDED I WAS NOT GAY AFTER ALL
EVEN THOUGH I WORE A LOUD SHIRT
SO BRIGHT IT MADE YOUR EYES HURT
BUT IT DID LOOK QUEER WHEN I SLIPPED AND MADE A FALL

CHORUS#2