Sunday, April 19, 2009

Toxic Asses



TOXIC ASSES

I BEEN HEARING THIS TERM FOR ABOUT A YEAR
IT CAUSES SO MUCH PAIN
AND FILLS PEOPLE WITH FEAR
BUT I GOT TO ADMIT I GOT NO IDEA
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES

ARE THEY THE FOLKS WHO ARE
INFECTED WITH THE ASIAN FLU
HERPES EBOLA AND THE MONKEY POX TOO
I MUST ADMIT I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED
JUST WHO ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES

IS IT PANDEMIC IS IT RARE
AND WILL IT NAIL ME TO MY CHAIR
THERE SEEMS TO BE NO ANTIDOTE
AND I FEEL THIS TIGHTNESS IN MY THROAT
OH NO

REPEAT 1ST VERSE SOLO

I KNOW THEY’RE OUT THERE COS I HEARD
ON EVERY STATION IT’S THE WORD
THAT FILLS SO MANY HEARTS WITH GRIEF
AND WHEN WILL WE GET SOME RELIEF

IS IT THE GUY NEXT DOOR IS IT
THE GENTILES OR THE JEWS
IS IT THE FOLKS WHO TURN UP REGULAR ON FOX NEWS
I MUST ADMIT I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES?



WHEN I FIRST HEARD THESE WORDS I SAID
WHAT THE HECK
I DON’T KNOW WHO THEY ARE
BUT THEY’RE A PAIN IN THE NECK
BUT I BET ONE OF THESE
DICKHEADS IS NAMED GLEN BECK
TELL ME WHO ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES
YEAH WHO ARE THESE TOXIC ASSES
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 21, 2009 at 2:49 AM

    Tex
    Just reading this morning about the fatcats at The RBS headquarters in Edinburgh,their subsidised sandwiches have been axed. Do you think this is due to this Credit Munch thing? The RBS also just got rid of one or their rich toxic asses.Where art thou sir Frebbie Goodwin!
    What key is your kazoo in?
    A ra best

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  2. howard in nycApril 29, 2009 at 6:32 PM

    april 19? a lyric referencing 'asian flu'? who are you, nostradamus for the 21st century? next thing you know, india and pakistan will start talking trash.

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