God's Big Chess Game

GOD’S BIG CHESS GAME
DIDN’T QUITE WORK OUT FOR
SARAH PALIN AFTER ALL
HOW COULD THAT BE
WHEN SHE PEAYED TO THE LORD
MAYBE THE LORD WAS JUST BORED WITH IT ALL
GOD’S BIG CHESS GAME X2

NOW JAMES DOBSON SAID
WHY DIDN’T GOD’S SON INTEVENE
WHEN WE NEEDED HIM TO GET INBETWEEN
WE KNEW MCCAIN WAS A FLAKE AND BANE
BUT SARAH PALIN, WELL, SHE WAS OUR QUEEN X2
GOD’S BIG CHESS GAME X2

NOW HE MOVES THE MUSLIMS
ALL OVER THE BOARD
LIKE HE MOVES THE CHRISTIANS
IN THE NAME OF THE LORD
SEPERATING THE WHEAT FROM
THE CHAFF BY THE SWORD
GOD’S BIG CHESS GAME

MAKING TORNADOS
THAT FLATTEN THE MIDWEST
CREATING TSUNAMIS AND
PLAGUES OF PESTS
SETTIN OFF EARTHQUAKES
VOLCANOS TECTONIC PLATES
AND PUTTING A HEART ATTACK
RIGHT UNDER YOUR VEST
GOD’S BIG CHESS GAME

BUT HOW COME THE LORD
JUST DIDN’T SEE FIT
IT’S HARD TO IMAGINE
HE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT
AFTER ALL HE BROUGHT HER A PIPELINE
CLOTHES FROM SAKS THAT LOOKED SO FINE
WHY COULDN’T HE CLOSE THE DEAL
AND MAKE HER YOURS AND MINE

GOD’S BIG CHESS GAME…