Hunter S. Thompson's 44th Nightmare

THE BEASTS HAVE FEASTED FOR THE LAST TWO TERMS
THEY HAD THEIR SNOUTS IN THE TROUGH
AND FILLED THE APPLES WITH WORMS
THEY LEFT THEIR FILTH ALL OVER THE BARNYARD FLOOR
THEY ROLLED IN BLOOD WITH THEIR FRIENDS THE WHORES

THEY DUG UP THE TRUFFLES AND ATE THEM THEMSELVES
THEY SNORTED THE ACORNS AND THREW US THE SHELLS
DEVOURED THE MEAT THEY LIKE IT RED RAW
AND SHAT THEIR MUCK ONTO THE WHITE HOUSE FLOOR

CHORUS

DON’T LET THE FOX BACK INTO THE HENHOUSE
DON’T LET THE WOLF TAKE CARE OF THE SHEEP
A PIG WITH LIPSTICK IS STILL A PIG
A REPTILE IN DISGUISE WITH A BEEHIVE WIG
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I HEARD AN ALARM X2
DON’T LET THE SWINE TAKE OVER THE FARM (NOT AGAIN X2)

THEY PAINTED THE WALLS WITH GORE AND SLIME
GREASED THE PITS WITH OIL AND LIME (GRIME?)
TARRED AND FEATHERED THE DISSENTING FEW
NOW THEY’RE LICKING THEIR CHOPS
OVER THE THOUGHT OF MOOSE STEW

THEY DID NOT HAVE TO LOOK THAT FAR
TO CREATE A CLONE IN A LABORATORY JAR
A HUMAN/ANIMAL HYBRID THING
A DEVIL-EYED HUSKY WITH A POISON STING

CHORUS