Thursday, December 11, 2008
Joe the Plumber
JOE THE PLUMBER HE’S A COWBOY
GONNA GIVE HIM A BAD RAP
HE RE-ROUTED MY WHOLE SYSTEM
NOW MY WATER TASTES LIKE CRAP
JOE SIX PACK HE’S AN ASSHOLE
HE JUST HANGS OUT IN THE BAR
SPOUTIN HIS IGNORANT RIGHT WING DIATRIBES
THEN HE THROWS UP IN YOUR CAR
THESE PEOPLE ARE NONE TOO BRIGHT
THEY CAN’T SAVE AMERICA FROM IT’S PLIGHT
THEY NEVER VOTE LEFT AND THEY’RE JUST
USED BY THE RIGHT
THEY LIKE HAMBURGER PATTIES
NOT MOCHAS AND LATTES HEY HEY YEAH
FRED THE BAKER WHAT A FAKER
HE’S AS WHITE BREAD AS IT COMES
THEY CALL HIM A PARADIGM OF REAL AMERICA
I GUESS THAT’S COS HE’S DUMB
MIKE THE MECHANIC HE’S IN A PANIC
COS I’M GONNA SUE HIS ASS
HE RUINED MY TRANSMISSION INCREASED MY IMMISIONS
AND DOUBLED MY CONSUMPTION OF GAS
THESE PEOPLE ARE NONE TOO SMART
DON’T LET ‘EM RIDE THE HORSE
THEY CAN PUSH THE CART
THEY’RE UNLIKELY TO CREATE A WORK OF ART
THEY LIKE HAMBURGER PATTIES
NOT MOCHAS AND GELATIS HEY HEY YEAH
SOLO
JOE THE PLUMBER WHAT A BUMMER
HE’S AS THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS
HE’LL LEAVE YOUR WATER
SMELLING OF SULPHER
AND BUST YOUR WATER TANKS
HE LIKE HAMBURGER PATIES
NOT MOCHAS AND LATTES HEY HEY YEAH
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Apparently he could not do plumbing right because he is now going to Israel. Maybe he can clean out their drains. Gosh we are stupid!
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