Tex Skerball's Christmas Spacial

GLUE 'N' CHICKENS

WELL ME AND JED IS SMART AS THE DICKENS
WE PLAY GUITARS WITH FINGER PICKINS
NOW WE'RE NOT DRUIDS PAGANS OR WIKKANS
BUT WE PUT OUR FAITH IN GLUE 'N' CHICKENS

FUN AROUND HERE IS REAL SLIM PICKINS
YOU GOTTA HAVE FUN WITH GLUE 'N' CHICKENS

I HAD A GIRL WITH TWO GLASS EYES
ONE LOOKED LEFT AND THE OTHER LOOKED RIGHT
BUT EARLY ONE MORN TO MY SURPRISE
SHE UP AND LEFT WITH TWO OTHER GUYS

CHORUS #1

I WORK ALL DAY IN THE LOGGIN' CAMP
WITH THE DUST IN MY LUNGS AND MY CLOTHES ALL DAMP
I GOTTA GET CRAZY ON THE WEEKENDS
WITH A BUCKET OF GLUE AND A COUPLE OF HENS

PUT 'EM IN THE STEW TILL THE STEW THICKENS
AND GET ALL IT DONE WITH GLUE 'N' CHICKENS

GONNA GO DOWNTOWN AND TAKE ME A WIFE
COS THIS KINDA LIFE'S ONLY HALF A LIFE
BUT SHE BETTER UNDERSTAND COME THE WEEKEND
I GOTTA LET LOOSE WITH MY BEST FRIENDS

YEAH BANTAMS COCKERELS RHODE ISLAND REDS
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO A COUPLE OF HEADS
ME AND JED WE'S SMART AS THE DICKENS
AND WE PUT OUR FAITH IN GLUE 'N' CHICKENS

CHORUSES